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Captain's Log, Occupation day 10

Teh'byab  continues to harass and belittle the crew by insisting on releasing the most heinous of gas in the middle of meals. Hours of careful planning go into the timing of those meals and they are constantly interrupted by  Teh'byabian ceremonial  old man face when the monstrous species realize they have allowed their flatulence to go too far. Our suffering is not in vain, though, for we have gleaned valuable information from these events.  Teh'byab  appear to be unable to relieve themselves and eat simultaneously. Perhaps the crew and I can use this information to our advantage.